League of Legends Drinking Game

The Official Drinking Game For People Who Hate Eachother

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** see bottom of page for specific details

Would You Like Your Drink Draft or Blind? (Pre-Game) Phase ONE

1. ELO Hell:
1.  Last player on the list for pick order? Take SWIGS(3) and bask in the sorrow of your rating.
   
   
2. I Wasn’t a Good Enough Dad:
1. If summoner 1 leaves the game, everyone must take a SHOT** in his memory.

Forever The Largest Ping (Loading...) Phase Two

1. Skins Win:
1. The team with the least amount of skins takes a SWIG(1).
   
   
2. There’s  Always That One Faggot:
1. The last person to load in the game, takes a SHOT(1).

Game Time, Bitches (In-Game) Phase Three

1. First Drunk:
1. The person who DRAWS first blood may give out SWIGS(3) or SHOT(1) to anyone of your choosing.
2. The person who LOSES first blood must take SWIGS(5) or SHOT(1).

2. McBaron on the Rocks:
1. The enemy team got baron, huh? You fucking suck. Take a SHOT and uninstall faggots.
   
   
3. Super Mutant Ninja Turrets:
1. Someone destroyed your turret? Fuck off, everyone take a SWIG.
2. You destroyed a turret? Finally, you did something useful. Give out a SWIG to the Bronze V’s.
   
   
4. Wait, How The Fuck Was I Godlike:
1. Congratulations! You’re godlike! Show everyone your merciful side by allowing anyone of your choosing the duty of taking SWIGS(5). Better them than you, right?
2. Why are you so fucking awful. Someone on the enemy team is godlike, everyone take SWIGS(5).
   
   
5. Good Thing We All Took Revive:
1. Oh you died? Take a SWIG.
   
   
6. Home On The Range:
1. You need to buy homeguard? Take a SWIG.
   
   
7. Don’t Pretend Like We Didn’t See That:
1. Fail flash and admit to it? You’re such a good guy. Take SWIGS(2).
2. You fail flashed and tried to cover it up? Why are you such a faggot. You’re off the ranked team. Take SWIGS(10).
   
   
8. Like A Weasel In A Tube Sock:
1. You got caught, but got away? Close call. Take SWIGS(1)

b. You got caught, and died like usual. I hate you. Take SWIGS(3)

    9. Ace In The Hole:
           a. You guys got Aced in that last teamfight? Take a SHOT(1)
           b. You Aced the other team? Take a SWIG(1)

I Think I Need A Break.. (Post-Game) Phase Four

1. I Carried Sooooo Hard That Game, Guys:
   
   

   Damage Role: Take your final score-  5/8/11 example.

1. For every 10 assists, add one kill to your final score.
2. Subtract your kills from deaths. 6-8= -2
3. If the number you get is negative, such as it is now, take SWIGS(2).
4. If the number you get is positive, you may give out that number of SWIGS.
   
   
   Support Role: Take your final score- 1/3/18
1. For every 5 assists, add one kill to your final score
2. Subtract your kills from deaths, in this case, it would be 4-3 = 1
3. If the number you get is positive, such as it is now, you may give out that number of SWIGS.
4. If the number you get is negative, take SWIGS(2).
5. Kill Stealer -For every kill that you steal, add a death to your final score.
6. With the aforementioned rule, this would make the above score 4-4 = 0

    2.  All Hail The King:
             a. The player with the HIGHEST amount of gold, may instate a rule for the next  round.

HOT STREAK BABY (CONT’D) Phase Five

1.  #YOLO

a. See phase ONE for further instructions

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-Shots can be substituted with shotgunning

- Drinks CAN be given to the enemy team if it is a custom match, and are allowed to stack on top of each other.

- You MAY stay silent if you believe no one saw you, however, if someone calls you out- drink up, son.

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