Grand Theft Auto IV: Drinking Game

                                                                             
Grand Theft Auto IV: Drinking Game                  
                                              For those that hate their friends, and their livers.

BRIEF OVERVIEW: Your group of hooligans must nominate one PLAYER to take control of the keyboard/game controller. 

Certain rules only pertain to STORY MODE, however, the game can also be played in multiplayer.

Every 10min the game PLAYER must be rotated to another participant. Anyone who isn't playing, spectates. No one may play twice in a single round. 

Once the controller/keyboard has been handed to everyone, the game(or round) is over.

Drinking rules apply to EVERYONE.

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IT'S DRINKING TIME, CHILDREN:                                              

YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR:
For every star gained, take that many swigs. (One star = One swig; Three stars = Three Swigs etc.)

WINGS OF GLORY(Story Mode Only):
Every time Niko Bellic flies out of his windshield take a swig.

DRUNK DRIVING: 

Every time you hit a driver in an oncoming lane, take a swig.

A FATHER HAS BEEN SLAIN: 

For every innocent pedestrian killed, take a swig

JUST LOCK YOUR DOORS ALREADY:

If you get high jacked while in a vehicle, take a shot or shotgun because you're a disgrace.

NOT ST. FUCKING MICHAEL:

Every time you die, finish your drink or take a shot or shotgun. 

WANT TO GO BOWLING, COUSIN?(Story Mode Only):

Every time Roman tries to hangout, talks about Mallorie, or mentions the word "cab", take a swig.

GOOD LUCK.

***Shotgun = Shotgunning a beer. For those that were somehow confused.

League of Legends Drinking Game

The Official Drinking Game For People Who Hate Eachother

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** see bottom of page for specific details

Would You Like Your Drink Draft or Blind? (Pre-Game) Phase ONE

1. ELO Hell:
1.  Last player on the list for pick order? Take SWIGS(3) and bask in the sorrow of your rating.
   
   
2. I Wasn’t a Good Enough Dad:
1. If summoner 1 leaves the game, everyone must take a SHOT** in his memory.

Forever The Largest Ping (Loading...) Phase Two

1. Skins Win:
1. The team with the least amount of skins takes a SWIG(1).
   
   
2. There’s  Always That One Faggot:
1. The last person to load in the game, takes a SHOT(1).

Game Time, Bitches (In-Game) Phase Three

1. First Drunk:
1. The person who DRAWS first blood may give out SWIGS(3) or SHOT(1) to anyone of your choosing.
2. The person who LOSES first blood must take SWIGS(5) or SHOT(1).

2. McBaron on the Rocks:
1. The enemy team got baron, huh? You fucking suck. Take a SHOT and uninstall faggots.
   
   
3. Super Mutant Ninja Turrets:
1. Someone destroyed your turret? Fuck off, everyone take a SWIG.
2. You destroyed a turret? Finally, you did something useful. Give out a SWIG to the Bronze V’s.
   
   
4. Wait, How The Fuck Was I Godlike:
1. Congratulations! You’re godlike! Show everyone your merciful side by allowing anyone of your choosing the duty of taking SWIGS(5). Better them than you, right?
2. Why are you so fucking awful. Someone on the enemy team is godlike, everyone take SWIGS(5).
   
   
5. Good Thing We All Took Revive:
1. Oh you died? Take a SWIG.
   
   
6. Home On The Range:
1. You need to buy homeguard? Take a SWIG.
   
   
7. Don’t Pretend Like We Didn’t See That:
1. Fail flash and admit to it? You’re such a good guy. Take SWIGS(2).
2. You fail flashed and tried to cover it up? Why are you such a faggot. You’re off the ranked team. Take SWIGS(10).
   
   
8. Like A Weasel In A Tube Sock:
1. You got caught, but got away? Close call. Take SWIGS(1)

b. You got caught, and died like usual. I hate you. Take SWIGS(3)

    9. Ace In The Hole:
           a. You guys got Aced in that last teamfight? Take a SHOT(1)
           b. You Aced the other team? Take a SWIG(1)

I Think I Need A Break.. (Post-Game) Phase Four

1. I Carried Sooooo Hard That Game, Guys:
   
   

   Damage Role: Take your final score-  5/8/11 example.

1. For every 10 assists, add one kill to your final score.
2. Subtract your kills from deaths. 6-8= -2
3. If the number you get is negative, such as it is now, take SWIGS(2).
4. If the number you get is positive, you may give out that number of SWIGS.
   
   
   Support Role: Take your final score- 1/3/18
1. For every 5 assists, add one kill to your final score
2. Subtract your kills from deaths, in this case, it would be 4-3 = 1
3. If the number you get is positive, such as it is now, you may give out that number of SWIGS.
4. If the number you get is negative, take SWIGS(2).
5. Kill Stealer -For every kill that you steal, add a death to your final score.
6. With the aforementioned rule, this would make the above score 4-4 = 0

    2.  All Hail The King:
             a. The player with the HIGHEST amount of gold, may instate a rule for the next  round.

HOT STREAK BABY (CONT’D) Phase Five

1.  #YOLO

a. See phase ONE for further instructions

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-Shots can be substituted with shotgunning

- Drinks CAN be given to the enemy team if it is a custom match, and are allowed to stack on top of each other.

- You MAY stay silent if you believe no one saw you, however, if someone calls you out- drink up, son.

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L.A NOIRE

L.A NOIREDRINKING GAME

1) Whenever Cole manages to lose his hat, take 1 drink. If it is shot off, take 2 drinks

2) Whenever you pick up a piece of evidence that has nothing to do with the case, take 1 drink.

3) Whenver you ignore a street crime, take   2 drinks. If you respond to it, take 1 drink.

4) Everytime Cole has a flashback to the war, take 1 drink.

5) Whenver the game throws you into a street chase, take 1 drink.

6) When you mess up or back out of an accusation during an interrogation, take 2 drinks.

7) After a case, for every $1,000 worth of damage, take 1 drink.

DAY-Z

DAY-Z

DRINKING GAME

>> TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER:

1. You start bleeding
2. You encounter another player
3. When you start to get hungry or thirsty (blinking)
4. You open a pile of scrap with nothing that benefits you
5. You light a flare or chemlight
6. You pick up a weapon with no ammo in it
7. You have to bandage yourself or use painkillers

>> GIVE OUT A DRINK WHENEVER:

1. You kill a zombie
2. You kill another player

>> FINISH YOUR DRINK WHENEVER:

1. You die
2. You break a bone

Star Wars - Episode III: Revenge of the Sip

REVENGE OF THE SIP:

DRINKING GAME

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>>Take a big ‘ol swig whenever:

1. SOMEONE MENTIONS POWER, OR BEING POWERFUL
2. A JEDI OR SITH DIES
3. SOMEONE HAS A CONVERSATION WHILST SITTING DOWN
4. A FORCE POWER IS USED
5. A LIGHTSABER IS TURNED ON OR OFF
6. OBI-WAN IS SARCASTIC
7. JAR-JAR SAYS SOMETHING STUPID
8. ANAKIN’S EYES TURN ORANGE
9. A YOUNGLING IS KILLED
10. A SPACESHIP OR STAR CRUISER IS DESTROYED

>>Finish your drink when:

1. ORDER 66 IS EXECUTED
2. SOMEONE SAYS “I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.”
3. HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN CRIES

UNLIMITED POWER!